The Admiral Apprentice
Must be tremendous to be He who orders executively The leader, the Potus, the boss Winning instantly becomes a loss Has to be paramount to be the man With no apparent purpose or plan Repeal. No deal. Whatever he feels This fancy rat continually squeals Isn't it magnanimous to be A fool fueled by ego driven lunacy Crying fraud left and right Twittering like a turkey all night Truly it's so rewarding to be A lieutenant boasting authority Dripping greed like beads of sweat The entire world wears a frown of regret How comforting it must be To have the support of the wannabe Nazis Fire and fury at your fingertips Hate and ignorance fall from your lips Is it ever so satisfying to see The chief ambassador of wars yet to be The shirtless Russian's bent over puppet Tooting his own horn like a worn out Trumpet Does it trip the world's trigger To play Russian roulette with the Korean dictator These three little men with all their vigor Out to prove which ones unit is bigger How v...