SerenitySavage

Would you like to read a funny little story? It’s about this disgusting filthy bug that I found. I think you’ll find it worth the read, because I definitely found it worth the write. I’ve worked in the restaurant business all my life. I started out as a hostess and later my ex husband and I owned a couple, but these days I’m just a server. One night I waited on this sweet little family that had just moved into town, a couple and their two young sons. They really ended up loving the restaurant and would later return many times. After my divorce, I have thrown myself into the online dating pool pit a few times. I’d have to go out in public to meet anybody any other way and there’s just a bunch of people out there. Ewww. Anyway, one day I was on Tinder and guess who I saw? None other than the man from that sweet family I waited on a few days before. The guy is gross, far from my type, but I decided I would try and match with him, which I did immediately. That’s when it became fun. So this...

  Crohn’s disease is a devastating inflammatory bowel disease that can affect any part of the digestive tract. The basic clinical symptoms include abdominal pain, diarrhea (with or without blood) and weight loss. These three main symptoms can be caused by numerous other ailments and diseases so it is quite difficult to get an accurate diagnosis straight away. It often comes from a painful process of elimination, (pun completely intended.)  There is an intricate variety of other ailments that travel hand in hand with Crohn’s Disease. These can include joint pain and arthritis, mouth sores, skin rashes and psoriasis, extreme fatigue, kidney stones, anemia, abscesses and eye inflammation. Bowel obstructions and cancer are the most dangerous occurrences associated with this disease. The precise cause of Crohn’s Disease is unknown. It is believed to be caused by a mixture of environmental, genetic, immune, and bacterial factors. Stress is definitely a trigger. My Crohn’s didn’t b...

This is the first thing I saw this morning and I have been agitated ever since. Republican men CONFIDENTLY wrote and sponsored this bill. It only lacked 9 votes from being passed. This coming just as my ten year old daughter finds a love for basketball. What we really need is a bill mandating genital inspections of the members of the House and Senate to see who might actually have the balls to stand up to this shit. Now he wants to ban protests. He wants to take our voice. Women’s voices. Voices with foreign accents(except his mail order bride). LGBTQ voices. He’s threatening universities financially if they allow protests. I’d rather die than bow down to that raping tang tinted ape. That halfwitted bag of rotten monkey piss could mutilate and dismember their great grandma and they would just say it was her time to go. As I’ve said before and I’ll keep saying, there is no low they will not support. He can do whatever he wants and as long as he’s hateful about it, they don’t fucking car...

Rapey rapers gotta stick together. These fucking weasels believe they are the pinnacle of masculinity. This is just a way for Trump to further try and intimidate women. Gentlemen, if you are not combative of these ultra macho types of men, you are part of the problem.

I am the masticated remains Of all the people  That have munched me up  And regurgitated me out So forgive me if I am no longer Appetizing to you The next one to try and take a bite Will surely choke on my gristle

 Must be tremendous to be He who orders executively The leader, the Potus, the boss Winning instantly becomes a loss Has to be paramount to be the man With no apparent purpose or plan Repeal. No deal. Whatever he feels This fancy rat continually squeals Isn't it magnanimous to be A fool fueled by ego driven lunacy Crying fraud left and right Twittering like a turkey all night Truly it's so rewarding to be A lieutenant boasting authority Dripping greed like beads of sweat The entire world wears a frown of regret How comforting it must be To have the support of the wannabe Nazis Fire and fury at your fingertips Hate and ignorance fall from your lips Is it ever so satisfying to see The chief ambassador of wars yet to be The shirtless Russian's bent over puppet Tooting his own horn like a worn out Trumpet Does it trip the world's trigger To play Russian roulette with the Korean dictator These three little men with all their vigor Out to prove which ones unit is bigger How v...