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If I was a man would it be more acceptable To run my fist through a wall Would I always need to overcompensate Thinking my unit was too small Is it quite alright to pee while standing up Sweet relief leaving sperm specimens in medicinal cups If I was a man, would I be gay Would I still love the bad men either way Does extra testosterone make you stronger or braver Will it give you better corporate favor More tasty flavors to savor Could I dip my poison pickle Into any hole just to make it trickle Without being called a slut Make children and then desert them No matter the income or slum The male appendage is a compass pointing north To the biggest pair of breasts South to the easiest piece of tail Left to one, right to another without fail An appetite for lust that never goes hungry An ATM of lechery never seeing insufficient funds With a twisted mind that never goes blind You may see me as cuntroversial Being a woman suits me just fine One day I'll fin

How would you like to play a silly, time wasting game with me?? I call it ten word Tuesday. Each week I will take a letter of the alphabet and compose a ten word alliteration with it. After reading it, as quickly as you can I'd like you guys to respond with your own renditions. Use whatever words instantly jump into your head. I'd love to hear what you guys have in your minds and can't wait to hear your responses!                                                             ✨  O ✨ Olivia's Opulent Ovaries Ovulated Only Obtaining Old Orange Orangutan Oatmeal                           

Does your pen remember who you were yesterday? Is it prepared for who you are today? My pen doesn't know what it's fighting for, the truth just pours out until the ink runs dry. My pen is the hypodermic needle, the ink my perfect poison. I spit it out for you to drink from my cup. Throw it up from the diseased brain in my guts. What comes from the tip of this ballpoint today will be of no help to anyone. You know when you have to scribble a pen back and forth on paper sometimes to get the ink to flow? I am somewhere in between the writing and the pen tapping. As I fight to live well, in both mind and body, my body and mind fight to die. Fighting to die, can you grasp that concept? A chronic diagnosis leaves me wanting to live but how can you live when the insurance company is making you sicker quicker? Things were clearly going along to well, now they think I should die quicker. Like giving a raging alcoholic liquor. Like giving hard  candy to a baby that will choke on it. A

First I'm in the mixer becoming thicker and stronger Around and around and around I am dizzy Dumped out on a table My lumpy body is cut into many equal parts and then I must rise Soon it will be my turn Thick meaty hands massage me spreading me thin tossing me in the air for everyone to cheer A slight dusting of white powder I am painted red all the way to my edges Topped with shreds Sometimes the cured remains of pigs Sometimes fungi and things that make me cry The searing heat melts my shreds and browns my bare edges I am removed from my heated oasis and left on the cold slab of stainless steel to rest Again these hands connected to massive forearms Slices me into pieces and places me on the glass shelf for all to see On display so men drool when passing by Until one chooses me to be his Off the line and into my own cozy little box As again I wait to be masticated My only remainders are the lingering stench of garlic on breath and a stain of

How would you like to play a silly, time wasting game with me?? I call it ten word Tuesday. Each week I will take a letter of the alphabet and compose a ten word alliteration with it. After reading it, as quickly as you can I'd like you guys to respond with your own renditions. Use whatever words instantly jump into your head. I'd love to hear what you guys have in your minds and can't wait to hear your responses!                                                             ✨  N ✨ Nosy Nelson Needs Noodles Nightly Nevertheless Nifty Nancy Noticed Not                           

Insurance Ensures ants have no health Insurance Ensures nothing The only thing that is sure is that you are not getting the upper hand Deductibles and copays and denials, oh my! Who are you to say if I should die Where is this Shield of Blue? Ensuring protection It died, crucified on the Blue Cross A twisted game of hide and seek You hide from an illness That seeks to destroy You hide behind a worthless insurance card While insurance seeks to portray you as infected What can not be helped will run rampant through my body My pain will return and my health will decline All because of decisions made by faceless swine Money is more important than me?! Sacrifice my life because I cause too many fees? These services paid for I do expect My end of the bargain has always been kept So now I wait in limbo For answers that keep me arrested Handcuffed and chained by Big insurance

How many times did I tell you that I wanted to write a book while we were together those 14 years? Since you've been gone this past year and a half, I have written 2 plus more. Buying me a laptop was not the encouragement I needed. Leaving me to simmer in my sorrow was not the way to do it. When you shattered the lightbulb and turned the light out, I switched it back on and can see myself more clearly in this new flattering light. I can also see what's in front of me. Infidels and their infidelity. She is ratchet. I am hammer. So, while I may still be as salty as the Dead Sea, and probably always will be, I suppose I should thank you for teaching me that snakes and sheep dress alike. Thank you for returning me to me. Grazie for your brightness, because it did so used to shine. I hope you find your spark again, but I am no longer your lighter fluid. Thank you for this Renaissance. Grazie for stepping up financially when you no longer could emotionally. Thank you or the pieces of

How would you like to play a silly, time wasting game with me?? I call it ten word Tuesday. Each week I will take a letter of the alphabet and compose a ten word alliteration with it. After reading it, as quickly as you can I'd like you guys to respond with your own renditions. Use whatever words instantly jump into your head. I'd love to hear what you guys have in your minds and can't wait to hear your responses!                                                               ✨  M ✨ My Man's Missing Miss Mango Magee Makes Me Murderously Mean                           

I'm sorry I dipped my penis in a piñata   So, here's a ring for your finger To show how much I care It's black like my skeleton I'll never take you anywhere to wear it You stay here and take care of what I need and watch my house and my kids Wait! Where are you going? Come back to your house I never let her in until... I never let her into our bed until... I am doing this for the kids! Not our kids, you crazy bitch All the kids 🎶To all the kids I've loved before🎶 All the kids that crash through this revolving door Why don't YOU care about our kids? What are you doing?! Here! Hold this one while I walk out of her life forever I just need some space, my phone will be off So, if you need me, please leave a message I'll be busy digging through this piñata trying to find a piece of candy that isn't rotten Wait?! What are these documents? I came back from my vacation and I am served these papers that I don't understand! You know

How would you like to play a silly, time wasting game with me?? I call it ten word Tuesday. Each week I will take a letter of the alphabet and compose a ten word alliteration with it. After reading it, as quickly as you can I'd like you guys to respond with your own renditions. Use whatever words instantly jump into your head. I'd love to hear what you guys have in your minds and can't wait to hear your responses!                                                               ✨  L ✨ Lovely Lady Liberty Laughs Loudly Listening Lately Lying Loudmouth Legislature                           

Birthdays are for the ones you love Never for yourself Flowers, presents, a new pair of gloves A few nicknacks to put on the shelf To prove their love, friends throw surprise parties Forcing themselves into your new life year Dressed up like Kens and Barbies Waiting for you to appear Surprise!! Blow out the candles and make a wish Or just close your eyes and pretend While the cake is cut and dished I glance at my watch, waiting for it to end This passage of time is not exciting for me I don't want to reflect On what was or what this year may be Keep myself out of retrospect The gifts are opened and the cake is crumbs The guests all leave and their mess remains Another year alone is all you gain One day closer to the grave than yesterday No one cares for another year So, go ahead and wish me a happy birthday You will be met with a polite thank you and a sneer