The Bug
Would you like to read a funny little story? It’s about this disgusting filthy bug that I found. I think you’ll find it worth the read, because I definitely found it worth the write. I’ve worked in the restaurant business all my life. I started out as a hostess and later my ex husband and I owned a couple, but these days I’m just a server. One night I waited on this sweet little family that had just moved into town, a couple and their two young sons. They really ended up loving the restaurant and would later return many times. After my divorce, I have thrown myself into the online dating pool pit a few times. I’d have to go out in public to meet anybody any other way and there’s just a bunch of people out there. Ewww. Anyway, one day I was on Tinder and guess who I saw? None other than the man from that sweet family I waited on a few days before. The guy is gross, far from my type, but I decided I would try and match with him, which I did immediately. That’s when it became fun. So this...