Nectarinis
Sour Mix and Bitters Were walking along one day When Big Momma Mix said We need a treat, what do you say? Let’s go to the store for some Stone fruit and a package of wienies I’m gonna make my famous casserole And a batch of yummy nectarinis! I don’t know about the wienie part But being stoned with fruit sounds neat Said Bitters to their friend Sour Mix As they meandered down the street My nectarinis will be the best Thing you’ve had on your lips And my wiener surprise Will go directly to your hips If you say so Sour Mix Though you know I don’t drink But I will try your wienies And let you know what I think So Sour Mix bought the nectarines And other items for the meal While Bitters bought some rolling papers To smoke before this whole ordeal Back home the feast was prepped The wienies went into the pie Sour mix did all the work Bitters just sat there and got high With mouthfuls of wienies And a pitcher of nectarinis That meal disappeared faster Than a room full o...