Nectarinis

Sour Mix and Bitters

Were walking along one day

When Big Momma Mix said

We need a treat, what do you say?

Let’s go to the store for some

Stone fruit and a package of wienies

I’m gonna make my famous casserole

And a batch of yummy nectarinis!

I don’t know about the wienie part

But being stoned with fruit sounds neat

Said Bitters to their friend Sour Mix

As they meandered down the street

My nectarinis will be the best

Thing you’ve had on your lips 

And my wiener surprise

Will go directly to your hips

If you say so Sour Mix

Though you know I don’t drink

But I will try your wienies

And let you know what I think

So Sour Mix bought the nectarines

And other items for the meal

While Bitters bought some rolling papers 

To smoke before this whole ordeal

Back home the feast was prepped

The wienies went into the pie

Sour mix did all the work

Bitters just sat there and got high

With mouthfuls of wienies 

And a pitcher of nectarinis

That meal disappeared faster 

Than a room full of Houdinis

Thanks for the eats 

Your wienie is the best

Said Bitters to Sour Mix

As they laid down to rest 

Big Momma Sour Mix

Knows how to do it honey

How else do you think 

I bring home all this money 

A wiener casserole 

Always makes for a good night 

See you tomorrow Bitters

And I’ll give you something else to bite